- World peace.
- Accessible clean water for everyone, everywhere.
- The abolishment of leishmaniasis.
- Universal healthcare.
- For Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney and anyone else I don’t like to mysteriously vaporize.
- Psychotherapy for a year.
- A one-year trip around the world (which would be the best psychotherapy).
- A spell to make my cats not poop anymore (or to make them go in the toilet).
- A really awesome guy who thinks I’m the bee’s knees and will never change his mind.
- 26-hour days.
- A kool new job (but I prefer the trip).
- The ability to be invisible.
- A Nobel prize for surgery.
But I'm still not having a birthday this year.